Help I've Fallen . . .


I'm doing the pub crawl tonight. I hope not to end up in what Modern Drunkard Magazine calls the "Six Circles of Hangover Hell."

And yes, Virginia, there really is a Modern Drunkard Magazine... I think its British.

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