Elvis Sighting


It was Elvis' birthday yesterday when I got to the local pub.

It's difficult to say but I may have made of an ass of myself, I'm sure I'll hear about it....

The hangover cure, from the Homebrewer's Bible:
Shower - hot as you can stand it
B complex vitamins 2
Water - as much as you can drink
Excedrin 2 (120 mg caffine does wonders)

it aint workin' so I'm guessin' hair of the dog is next on the agenda...

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