The List - A Flash Short Story

As I wiped sweat from my brow, I threw the shovel into the back of my old pick-up. I pulled out my to-do list out of my shirt pocket and with a finger scanned it:

Pick up 6 pack
Drop off dog at the vet
Get plane ticket to Cancun
Put gas in truck
Dispose of wife's body

I took out a pen, drew a line through the last entry, got in the truck and headed for the airport.

**In less than 100 words no less.

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